Message from @assidbass

Discord ID: 549343814935117834


2019-02-24 20:32:20 UTC  

My neck was so tiny back then, by the end of boot I no longer had a neck. fuck why did I let it all go <:feelssadman:505126648740577280>

2019-02-24 20:39:48 UTC  

Glad I didn't find any pictures of myself in basic

2019-02-24 20:40:18 UTC  

I have a lot for some reason @Mangy

2019-02-24 20:40:21 UTC  

How to get them is another question

2019-02-24 20:40:27 UTC  

I signed for like 5-6 from the combat photographer Marines

2019-02-24 20:41:18 UTC  

Wanting to remember boot
Ok retard

2019-02-24 20:41:26 UTC  

I kid

2019-02-24 20:42:54 UTC  

oof

2019-02-24 20:42:59 UTC  

I don't want to remember it

2019-02-24 20:43:06 UTC  

But I want to know if the pictures were good

2019-02-24 20:43:11 UTC  

Because narcissism

2019-02-24 20:49:13 UTC  

I'd look like a miserable cunt

2019-02-24 20:49:36 UTC  

I got one I haven't seen, I was getting slayed in a sand pit

2019-02-24 20:49:40 UTC  

Photographer gets face level

2019-02-24 20:49:41 UTC  

Snaps the picture

2019-02-24 21:26:05 UTC  

As Manlet height, I can get behind this lawsuit

2019-02-24 21:28:00 UTC  

no wonder you're all so angry

2019-02-24 21:33:13 UTC  

I too am short

2019-02-24 21:33:35 UTC  

And angry

2019-02-24 21:35:27 UTC  

I am of average height and not angry about it

2019-02-24 21:36:11 UTC  

190cm masterrace

2019-02-24 21:37:31 UTC  

It’s not about how tall you are. It’s all about penis length everybody knows that.

2019-02-24 21:38:06 UTC  

now that's confidential

2019-02-24 21:39:02 UTC  

just saying my height isn't a really big deal, but telling you the size of my schlong is already two parameters and it means that i can be tracked down easily

2019-02-24 21:39:29 UTC  

not only that, but having a dick means you're male, so you have three parameters out in the public

2019-02-24 21:39:50 UTC  

you gotta stay undercover when tactically /operating/

2019-02-24 21:41:11 UTC  

Hah true.
Actually I wish I was a little taller, as it would make my job easier, but otherwise I’m fine with it.

2019-02-24 21:41:19 UTC  

@MAC21500 That's my secret

2019-02-24 21:41:23 UTC  

I'm always angry

2019-02-24 21:41:31 UTC  

I have come to accept my height, I actually like being 5'5

2019-02-24 21:41:38 UTC  

I know I was once the chad 5'6 however

2019-02-24 21:42:04 UTC  

You know the sad part about that photo is?

2019-02-24 21:42:06 UTC  

Manlets get rekt

2019-02-24 21:42:11 UTC  

The black Marine is dead

2019-02-24 21:42:48 UTC  

I broke a bone in my back that probably shortened me a couple inches heh but I’m full manlet at 5’4

2019-02-24 21:42:59 UTC  

KIA or car accident/some shit

2019-02-24 21:43:25 UTC  

3 dudes I went thru basic with have gotten killed by car crashes so far

2019-02-24 21:43:26 UTC  

Damn sorry to hear that.

2019-02-24 21:44:15 UTC  

Mold

2019-02-24 21:44:32 UTC  

fuckin black barracks mold?

2019-02-24 21:44:33 UTC  

Black mold behind the barracks wall in Oki Japan. Infected his lungs, caused them to shut down he went into a coma.