How the Hitler stole Hanukkah
All throughout Jewville, there was laughter and cheer, for their favorite holiday Hanukkah was here. There were Drediles that spun, Wreaths that shimmered, and Menorahs that glowed. Hitler scowled watching down on them and their fun, giving gifts, sheckles, and chocolate gelts. "No, No!" Hitler exclaimed. "This much fun can never be felt!" So his army he took, and the ground shook. A Blitzkrieg had arrived, and through Poland, thousands died. Once in Jewville Hitler laughed, "The Jews of Jewville have had their last." Millions quartered, shoved in a cage. Nothing on Earth could stop Hitlers rampage. Caged, the Jews screamed and shout, "Hitler ,you dirty nigger, let us out." What was that? The Jews and Hitler cupped their ears. A thundering sound, out of the blue, the red army rained down and helped the jews. They beat the Germans fast, but not fast enough, they saved quite a bit, but the loss of 6 million is rough. Adolf defeated, crying in his bunker, "But How!? How could this be!? Defeated by the Russians, from this life I must flee!" And with a pop and a sip Hitler took a cyanide pill that slid down quick.(edited)
