If God has a son who’s the mother?

Perhaps Pascal was ignorant or arrogant with his wager?

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Who’s God’s mother?

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I had this one ridiculous thought just now. What if dying was really just the next step to godhood, but was a very lengthy process like becoming a citizen, waiting at the MVC to get a license, filing for even more licenses, but instead of hours each one took eons.

personally

i have a very materialistic and objective view on death

But then after all that, the reason you never hear of such is because those in the process end up getting spawn killed by the other gods anyway

And then they have to start over again

imo

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when u die

u just cease to exist

and everything that you have ever done, or any legacy you have put forward

is useless to you and no longer has any value

you go to sleep,

but rather than immediately wake up the next morning

you dont wake up

I was kind of hoping for some imagination for shits and giggles, but okay.

idk thats my legitimate take on it

Hmm fair enough

In a way, going to sleep is just practicing on how to finally pass away in bed so that when the rigor mortis kicks in you will hopefully be in a comfortable position in the coffin. Assuming you get buried in that matter.

idk

I found these a while back

theyre popular in canada

i was surprised seeing them aswell

May as well go to McDonald's at that point

Get some fries and ketchup

Although I sometimes ask for mayo instead

🤔

Mayo flavor?

https://twitter.com/NEWS957/status/1085365764893433856

Fake

Pffft

Imagine if he actually said that though.

It was hacked by SpankGang

I know, I'm just saying

Think of how many eyebrows that would raise in a second.