@shango Dont forget the ninjas that'll cut you up

wouldn't*

I wanna be a ninja

Ew gross

my dad doesnt know that much about guns and he's sleeping

Known for jamming?

@Happy Humble Hermit Ah

Dont even bother

Yeah like incorrect feeds

Or plastic parts

@Happy Humble Hermit You looking for handguns or something else?

Or improperly machined parts

You can beat someone with it or throw it at them

he said it was like the black and decker of guns

Your best bet is a revolver

@Happy Humble Hermit Lol the 9mm is the black and decker of hand guns

@shango metoo

i called to sell shit and he said they sold guns and i asked what his cheapest gun in store was and he said $100 and i was like 'oh shit maybe i'll pick it up' @Reszo

Nah revolvers have limited capacity and take too long to reload

You want glock or beretta

Well, for reliability, a revolver is a win.

@ToastMcGhost Revolvers are only effective if your Clint eastwood

Revolvers are the least likely to get jammed

If there's one target and he's not very fast

>he says, disregarding literal decades of revolvers being effective.

357 magnum works

modern revolvers are nice

Revolvers cant jam, it's almost impossible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NBfqtpJAoI

speaking of clint, I want to get a revolver that is ingraved with the words ''Jive as mother fucker''

Bro you can put 16 rounds downrange from a beretta and drop mag in 1 second

Do not engrave your weapons in america.

why not?

at some point imma get me a python revolver

and im not in murica

@ToastMcGhost I cut my teeth on the M9 in the Navy

Magnums are good

Because the gov't will use it as an excuse to paint you as a crazy bitch and take it from you.

M9s are like the Lambo of pistols. They're just sexy guns

@Xychotic that fucking sucks

Yep.