Message from @ddaavvee

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2019-02-13 15:32:04 UTC  

He’s 5’7 so yeah

2019-02-13 15:32:19 UTC  

He short for a black

2019-02-13 15:32:41 UTC  

Have u fucked the loli yet

2019-02-13 15:32:49 UTC  

Split her in half *

2019-02-13 15:33:18 UTC  

No I said I gave up cos no sex before marriage, resting bitch face and scary dad.

2019-02-13 15:34:03 UTC  

Deciding pros and cons of becoming a twink for the next 3 months

2019-02-13 15:34:17 UTC  

Just duck a pringles can

2019-02-13 15:36:21 UTC  

Spell correction. Everytime

2019-02-13 15:37:17 UTC  

no sex till marriage?

2019-02-13 15:37:17 UTC  

How do you fuck a pringles can

2019-02-13 15:37:22 UTC  

Yeah

2019-02-13 15:37:43 UTC  

this is the kind of women who have nothing to do with us

2019-02-13 15:37:53 UTC  

in this day and age

2019-02-13 15:40:13 UTC  

today i met a woman leading her husband to doctor
she was like 40+ but oh man that ass slimmer than 20 year olds in my college

2019-02-13 15:41:40 UTC  

We got a cougar Hunter over ere

2019-02-13 15:42:18 UTC  

cougars 🤢

2019-02-13 15:42:28 UTC  

she was so nice and all i evied him but then she started giving me the "im little and scared" "and i need a big man to comfort me" treatment and i was "ooooooh ok"

2019-02-13 15:43:10 UTC  

while he was inside the doctors cabinet that i led them to

2019-02-13 15:43:11 UTC  

Only reason to date a cougar is to get to her money

2019-02-13 15:43:35 UTC  

Shuga mommas

2019-02-13 15:43:44 UTC  

Is a cougar a woman in her 40s?

2019-02-13 15:43:50 UTC  

yes

2019-02-13 15:44:29 UTC  

who are u to call yourself dawee >:c

2019-02-13 15:44:36 UTC  

u dont kno da wae

2019-02-13 15:45:12 UTC  

I would marry a cougar, only to divorce her and take half her shit.

2019-02-13 15:45:24 UTC  

bich u are no better than a woman D:

2019-02-13 15:45:30 UTC  

I don't think it works that way XD

2019-02-13 15:45:31 UTC  

and thats no good to begin with D:

2019-02-13 15:46:00 UTC  

STFU It's pay back time

2019-02-13 15:46:07 UTC  

nonono

2019-02-13 15:46:25 UTC  

you pay back by having a kid with one without her husband knowing

2019-02-13 15:46:42 UTC  

But for real I would rather go gay than stick my dick in a cougar

2019-02-13 15:47:06 UTC  

emm im not sure

2019-02-13 15:47:16 UTC  

Don't fuck someone who has a husband /:

2019-02-13 15:47:23 UTC  

why tho

2019-02-13 15:47:26 UTC  

No shit

2019-02-13 15:47:48 UTC  

If he's a husband he already has enough shit to deal with lol

2019-02-13 15:48:07 UTC  

Weddings are just funerals with cake.

2019-02-13 15:48:17 UTC  

im not known for my good morals tho

2019-02-13 15:48:21 UTC  

Yeah and he would be in his rights to kill you

2019-02-13 15:48:38 UTC  

eeeh not quite