Message from @Deadly Shells

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2019-02-14 06:49:30 UTC  

<:tellmemorepepe:480186120823373835> 🍴

2019-02-14 06:49:42 UTC  

I don't know, i just want a beer and chill talk about anything

2019-02-14 06:49:47 UTC  

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2019-02-14 06:50:03 UTC  

let me break the ice: Did you know princess diana had blue eyes?

2019-02-14 06:50:11 UTC  

0, they just throw a flashbang in the baby crib

2019-02-14 06:50:14 UTC  

one blue this way one blue that way

2019-02-14 06:50:21 UTC  

Doesn’t matter how many you put on the job they’ll all be too busy beating the room for being black

2019-02-14 06:51:12 UTC  

How many trans people does it take to change a lightbulb? Literally one, while everyone around them is telling them to slow down and wait a bit first.

2019-02-14 06:51:50 UTC  

how many trans people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, we have to let it decided when it's ready to change

2019-02-14 06:52:26 UTC  

Hopefully in the future, the average trans girl will look better than they currently do.

2019-02-14 06:52:33 UTC  

Google is definitely a woman. It makes suggestions before you even finish what you're trying to say.

2019-02-14 06:52:49 UTC  

I went a diner the other day and noticed my waitress had a black eye

2019-02-14 06:52:54 UTC  

With the right technology, traps can truly surpass normal girls.

2019-02-14 06:52:55 UTC  

so i made sure to order real slowly

2019-02-14 06:53:01 UTC  

cause she clearly doesnt listen

2019-02-14 06:53:09 UTC  

An American man and a Japanese woman are leaving a meeting at the same time, the American steps forward and chivalrously opens the door for her, she walks through the door does a little bow and graciously replies in a thick accent “Sunk Yu” What a colossal bitch, he opens a door for her she walks through turns around and just mentions pearl harbour like that?!

2019-02-14 06:53:11 UTC  

@Deadly Shells Well, still i'm sure i wouldn't fuck a trap

2019-02-14 06:54:22 UTC  

Asian jokes? I got one: Koreans are just mid tier asians, not as interesting as japanese, not as expendable as chinese

2019-02-14 06:54:26 UTC  

Damn boy, are you a bra? Because you make me uncomfortable but society brainwashed me into thinking I need you.

2019-02-14 06:54:32 UTC  

O wow

2019-02-14 06:54:46 UTC  

The Japanese are the white people of asians.

2019-02-14 06:55:48 UTC  

As someone who lives in Australia, we are just close enough to get match made with Koreans once in a blue moon, and let me tell you, it is genuinely distressing when the usernames start speaking Korean

2019-02-14 06:56:01 UTC  

In video games

2019-02-14 06:56:03 UTC  

lol

2019-02-14 06:56:18 UTC  

If you split 300 pounds of rice with 30 people in africa, what does each have?

2019-02-14 06:56:29 UTC  

AIDS

2019-02-14 06:57:10 UTC  

XDDDDDDDDDD

2019-02-14 06:57:10 UTC  

i am pushing the line with these aren't i?

2019-02-14 06:57:41 UTC  

Not having aids is white privilege.

2019-02-14 06:57:43 UTC  

Nope

2019-02-14 06:57:51 UTC  

Nah

2019-02-14 06:58:00 UTC  

No? shit time dig till i hit oil then, here we go

2019-02-14 06:58:04 UTC  

Hey what big, red and eats rocks?

2019-02-14 06:58:13 UTC  

If only more people in africa had mosquito nets

2019-02-14 06:58:19 UTC  

Man I love when Koreans are in the game

2019-02-14 06:58:19 UTC  

A big red rock eater

2019-02-14 06:58:20 UTC  

we could save 1.7 billiion

2019-02-14 06:58:31 UTC  

mosquitos from needlessly dying of aids

2019-02-14 06:58:32 UTC  

Atleast I can't understand them calling me a dickhead

2019-02-14 06:58:35 UTC  

Lol

2019-02-14 06:58:59 UTC  

At d1 in league it was all Koreans