Message from @Deadly Shells
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Joke for the night: what do you call a woman with 3 cats, an eating disorder, and overactive twitter presence?
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Bears are thought to be one of the most Solitary animals.
"empowered"
Why’s the sperm cross the road?
Cuz I put the wrong socks on
lol
kek
ok dude
it's so bad that it makes me laugh even more
how messed up we willing to get? cause i got all kinds of jokes of which are horribly nsfw
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I don't know, i just want a beer and chill talk about anything
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
let me break the ice: Did you know princess diana had blue eyes?
0, they just throw a flashbang in the baby crib
one blue this way one blue that way
Doesn’t matter how many you put on the job they’ll all be too busy beating the room for being black
How many trans people does it take to change a lightbulb? Literally one, while everyone around them is telling them to slow down and wait a bit first.
how many trans people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, we have to let it decided when it's ready to change
Google is definitely a woman. It makes suggestions before you even finish what you're trying to say.
I went a diner the other day and noticed my waitress had a black eye
With the right technology, traps can truly surpass normal girls.
so i made sure to order real slowly
cause she clearly doesnt listen
An American man and a Japanese woman are leaving a meeting at the same time, the American steps forward and chivalrously opens the door for her, she walks through the door does a little bow and graciously replies in a thick accent “Sunk Yu” What a colossal bitch, he opens a door for her she walks through turns around and just mentions pearl harbour like that?!
@Deadly Shells Well, still i'm sure i wouldn't fuck a trap
Asian jokes? I got one: Koreans are just mid tier asians, not as interesting as japanese, not as expendable as chinese
Damn boy, are you a bra? Because you make me uncomfortable but society brainwashed me into thinking I need you.
O wow
The Japanese are the white people of asians.
As someone who lives in Australia, we are just close enough to get match made with Koreans once in a blue moon, and let me tell you, it is genuinely distressing when the usernames start speaking Korean
In video games
lol
If you split 300 pounds of rice with 30 people in africa, what does each have?
AIDS
XDDDDDDDDDD
i am pushing the line with these aren't i?
Not having aids is white privilege.
Nope