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did you hear about Ted Cruz suggesting using assets extracted from arrested drug lords to fund the wall

that actually sounds like a good idea

I never really thought about what governments actually do with the tons of cash they seize from raids.

Just goes into the bank vault

I've heard them reeeing against the idea cuz it could be used for more welfare

Same counterargument as always

Hmm.

You guys ever watched Sicario?

What a damn good film.

Can't say I have

Benicio del Toro and Josh Brolin?

You should. You're missing out.

It wouldn't be the first time someone's recommended it to me

Maybe I will

New game plan:

Hand in resignation notice next week

Get paid

Need 4 for uni

So get a job as a janitor

While I look for startups to work

Or I just work as a janitor and do my own thing

This office is driving me crazy

Sucks it's that bad

I actually only need 2 k

I could work 2 days a week

Sounds pretty perfect ngl

It’s not that bad

But if I have the opportunity to spend 5/7 of my days doing programming vs 2/7

I’m gonna leave and do cleaning for 2 days - sounds perfect

Still, nothing is set in stone - I’ll decide this weekend

I can't get over how someone's gunna say no to a programmer using headphones

Even in the uni tutorials we all had headphones

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6585595/Thousands-dads-left-shock-DIY-paternity-tests-soar.html

1 in 5 wtf

‘Of these, around 20 per cent of men will learn they are not the father of the child they are testing,’ says the company’s director, David Thomas. He added that in some regions the figure is higher, including the North East, where it is 30 per cent.

Guarantee he'll still be on the hook for the kid because "the mother got used to the lifestyle"

on the hook cos he is on the birth certificate

Biggest oof in the world

Teacher just told me about a potential apprenticeship at a school.

Primary school.