Man toasts always whipping his hammer out on v day

My last relationship was like Forrest and Jenny

I was retarded and she was a whore

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I 'll be in VC tonight about 9pm

Darius M live streaming rn

Ya but I'm going to be Hang on here

" Ok Jenny"

whats the most simp action you guys have seen on this day or any other day?

@Leif_Ericksson99 A dude buy a bouquet of roses and box of chocolates for his ex-wife, who left him for his former roommate/best friend. Then bragged about it at work.

Marriage proposals.

Ffs

Just... right out of the gate.

He asked for *the most*, that's my blockbuster.

Yeah, but yours is the most simp to simp.

... Does it make it worse that no one was surprised?

No.

I didn't see any simping really.....well i was working and way to busy to be bothered with retards and thirsty hoes...so no good stories.....

But only because we expect it

got home weighted vest and some studies so ...good day

went to class earlier today, as i walked in i saw a huge bouquet on a desk, then overheard the guy sitting at the desk saying she was giving it to his girl today in class because they're in the same class, she never came to class lol

He was the guy that, when he did it, no one was like "What are you doing?" or even "Oh, buddy..." Just that sad side-glance to someone else.

oh and shrimps i put hot sauce in the cocktail sauce

she was out getting the.......🇩

@SFM_2046 I usually double-up on the horseradish with cocktail sauce. Shit's a vice for me.

I don't think i use horse radish o anything...is there health benefits?

got me some chicken and yellow rice

its fuckin great

@batshadow saffron rice?

the package literally just says yellow rice

@SFM_2046 Just spicy. It’s what puts the kick in cocktail sauce. Could be killing me and I’d still use the stuff.

fuck it hurts when I type

wtf.......I guess a good type of pain??

guitar strings sting after a while

Unless you're playing the Star Spangled Banner it was all for nothing

Translation: *I’ve been furiously masturbating.*

***they are kinda rusty so that doesn't help either***

I don't need to beat my dick when I got Tamamo

I didn’t hear you say you weren’t doing exactly that, though...

I wasn't though

Uh huh.