lol

just keep that hoodie up like sunrise would say

I want to be fit, but more because I don't want to be on the 65 and out plan. I want to live long enough for immortality.

@Xychotic good luck with that

Thanks. I'd been making progress until this Christmas.

I am also on the heavy side, but that really isn't an issue for me since i am still productive

Me, too. But I would really rather be much healthier. Life is better when you're fit.

I want a dolphin 🐬

will it... um... put da ball... in... uh... da... hoop?

No i do

Dolphins are rapey.

Steve

Same with ducks.

And Muslims.

I want a 🐬 steve

what madness is this

This... is... SPARTA!!

Lol multiplicity

I wanna eat it

Are you one of those people that was angry about dolphin safe tuna?

Were you all, "Fuck! I want to have dolphins in my tuna. This is BULLSHIT!!"

*throws can of tuna across the hall*

Idk thought it was pollock or crabs??

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Rape is literally a social construct.

But i want a 🐬 steve

Granted, it's a social construct that should exist but most men (including white men) would rape the shit out of women if they could.

Most men?

I dunno, man.

If you were never taught that having sex with a female against her will was wrong, you'd have sex with girls against their wills.

You could make that same argument about stealing.

Murder

arson

It's the same reason we tell young boys not to hit girls. If we didn't, the average man would slap a female if she stepped out of line.

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I was just thinking about this at work.

Every time my dad and stepmother argues in front of me, cements my will to never cohabitate, and never have a relationship.

Get game like john mackenrow

The tennis guy?

I grew up with a single mom and around lots of single mothers. I saw how these women would allow their boyfriends to rape their daughters and abuse their sons all while putting the actual father on child support.

That redpilled me about marriage at like 12.