Jesus I haven’t been this angry for ages

Go to the bathroom.

Make a bullshit excuse and go to the bathroom.

Yep

Before you release your anger.

Go into the bathroom, get a towel and scream into it.

Yep

That'll release your anger.

Is your family at your home or are you at theirs?

Why are you there?

@JDB be patient man, don't make permanent decisions based on temporal feelings.

Theirs

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Okay, why are you there?

Is this like a funeral or just a casual get together?

What is the importance of being there?

maybe he has his own kid there?

He's 20.

Secondly I'm fairly sure he doesn't have a child.

so do you guys think it's a good idea to get a plastic kid?

i want a kid, but no wahman...

You could try what ziyauren did.

Wtf is a plastic kid?

Have a kid overseas.

Idk what a plastic kid is.

You could also employ a surrogate.

I would encourage the fully legal approach.

Move to a 3rd world country where women don't have rights.

Fuck that, just get a dog, it's way better than a kid.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I dunno, man.

Dogs are called man's best friend for a reason.

At least kids are supposed to stop shitting everywhere.

As long as you get a pet, make sure you can handle it

I’m allergic to a lot

a plastic kid is instead of a sexdoll, i dont need sex, i need a kid....

I can handle animals, I just don't want to have to maintain things.

How about you call it a Pinocchio?

Get yourself a Pinocchio.

You could create an AI.

I just got an idea.