That's why you add habanero sauce.

No lies

Keep a bottle of spiced spermicide.

Fun fact, the wild honey badger instinctually “goes for the balls” when it is fighting other animals, such as entire prides of lions by itself

Did you get him a chemical shower later?

Alway flush it and pee after if your gonna play Russian rulette

@VenomousHawk86 wolves eat your ass first

So do vultures.

It's the softest area of skin, along with eyes, lips, and ears.

Vultures will shove their head up your ass to get the good stuff before they eat your ass

im a transgender athlete that looks and fucks like a man 😂

Oh, like a lawyer?

Vulture shot and piss also has antiseptic properties

*shit

Nope, it's vulture shot now.

Clearly a brand of shotgun pellet.

How about a non gender homo sapien?

Specifically for vultures.

Nah it’s made from vultures

How about you just accept that you got born with a peg d or slot c and get over it.

I identify as the void

And if you got none or both, you're a freak.

I identify as a Minotaur

I identify as Xychotic.

I can do what i want cause im everything

But nothing at the same time

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I can only have sex inside an ancient stone maze and with the virgin offering that are cast in their to date my hunger

All this talk of sex... now I want tacos.

*sate my hunger

Legit, it's Taco Tuesday.

@VenomousHawk86 I once got a blowjob inside a crusader fort dungeon

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Cool

i once got a blow job inside of my imagination

Even your imagination only gave you one by what an incel ^

@VenomousHawk86 I'm a voluntary celibate, thank you

wish resident evil 2 remake was a few hours longer

Nah Your an incel <:tard:480186130105630730>

**I**n*c*E~~L~~

@Red Pill Attorney Don't tell me is another The Order: 1886