@eclipseNF 👌 Female Nature

@eclipseNF 👌 I really hope none of that is news to you...

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No it's just so disgusting to read

I'll give you that for sure

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I need to go monk for a while

neat

Monk is the future

Working on a script regarding exactly this, right now. Female nature is an elemental force and we're fucking retarded for thinking otherwise.

@Five, Seven, and Two All these simps that think they can weather the storm are insane

@frugalcasper I see it as using a fireplace. Winter's howling outside, you want to be warm, no other heat in the home, you go curl up in front of the roaring fireplace, right?

@BigTyrone Idk man. I've been monk for a few years but I'm tired of it. I want my dicked sucked at the very least.

572 what do ur name mean

I still want to have kids though, can't win

lol

@Five, Seven, and Two What are you referring to?

@tony Five, Seven, and Two are the 3 gardeners painting roses in Alice in Wonderland.

ahh kill buzz man

killer buzz

thats cool

never even thought of that

@frugalcasper Female nature. It's a fire in a fireplace. It has its purpose and is incredible for its purpose, but that doesn't mean you *set the fucking house on fire* when you want to be warm.

would have never thought of that name

@Five, Seven, and Two Oh ok. Yea I agree. Female nature is the fire.

Needs to be controlled or it will destroy everything in it's path

@tony Thanks, man

@frugalcasper And you don't get the leniency of throwing your hands up and going "Oh, silly fire!" when it does exactly what you know it will.

I was thinking of making testical milk or something but wanted to be nice

Okay is someone willing to humor me, Im not being a simp but if you were to bring an illegal woman off grid up to a cabin way up into the woods then wouldn't that type of cohabitation work?

@BigTyrone Until she calls the cops, sure.

maybe

yeah fuck

You live in Canada, brother. She'll have all the DV rights of a citizen.

@BigTyrone Something would go wrong

@Five, Seven, and Two Very much so. Play with fire and you'll burned without proper precautions. What we have done in modern society is light the fucking house up and were just waiting for it to consume all

What if she didn't have access to a cellphone?

something will always go wrong

The fire can't help but burn. It's what it does. It's the nature of fire

@frugalcasper And the fire isn't the worst part. It's cold outside and when the fire runs out of fuel, it's just going to be us and the long dark.

And she wouldn't be able to leave because she wouldn't know where to go and she'd probably die