If you ain’t first, yer last.
Second place is the first loser.
One hundred
@TruceAU Quit blowing clams over my harmony. You dog my stroke or fuck with my hustle, I’ll tip you out on your ear.
So, I understood each individual word but that arrangement made no goddamn sense to me.
^ Supposedly something Louis Armstrong said to new musicians for live performances.
Sounds awesome. Probably fucking terrifying if you’re just about to have your big break.
Why did a cyclist say that to musicians?
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@TruceAU sup
I’m at work, motherfucker, making me laugh out loud.
You got it.
Just kidding I know he's an astronaut
@TruceAU step on a lego huge fag
@ToastMcGhost I’m dead
@Five, Seven, and Two there’s no need for you to be verbose
@Not in the fbi you step on the lego first
@TruceAU Was joke.
i cant step on a lego i am isis pope i float 2 feet above the ground
Forty Six and Two, just ahead of me
That's just because you're a mist after an ied.
@Not in the fbi Would being an ISIS pope mean you don’t discriminate in deflowering 9 year olds?
if she bleeds she is ready to breed
If he screams, I cream
If there's grass on the field play ball?
In the words of isis, "girls are for babies, boys are for fun"
“Culturally enriched”
#EU
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I'm still pleased with the UK for revoking that isis bride's citizenship.
#MinorAttracted~~Terrorists~~Migrants *This message has been edited by your friendly Trust and Safety Council.*
Can you all step on a lego pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hel is having a **sexual emergency**
O yeh, I think I just helped red pill one of my mates yesterday
Now I’m envisioning a 20-something Syrian guy sprinting out in front of a group of women stumbling out of a bar and scattering a box of Legos on the ground in front of them. *heavy breathing intensifies*
"Lego stepping is my fetish"
“P-please step on the Legos. This is an *emergency*” *fidget fidget*
*English officer appears* oi do as he says
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i think my fetish is hot nig nigs i just have not found any yet
... Do legos count as an assault weapon in Britain?
