Is it too far? (Oxford)

i'm not oxbridge lmao - it's a 2h commute

@Xychotic What does tyrone think?

plus, my parents will lend me 3,600 if i live at uni

so...

3,600 septims?

that is damn good

Tyrone thinks, fuck the poe-lees.

3,600 fleshlights for 10 years

1 a day

giga chad

@Xychotic Lol

50k septims for the death of the emperor.

I've worked with a couple Tyrones. They are very sensitive.

500K for the death of the adoring fan

I actually always killed the guy back who ordered me to kill the emperor.

@Xychotic Which makes them more violent

I dealt with that shit before

@hel Why?

They are good about being professional, but you gotta be a consummate professional as a sort of role model or they tend to attenuate in quality.

He signed the white gold concordat

He was a heir to the throne, right?

So someone will find a more.. suitable emperor.

Like me

He's corrupt. Skyrim doesn't need corruption.

Or cicero

Basically, you can't get a Tyrone to be excellent unless you are already excellent.

YESSSSSSSS!

Yeah lets go with him

OH YES

Cicero calls gay hotline

@Xychotic So If Tyrone had a father he would be excellent?

an excellent father

But only if that father was excellent and expected excellence.

@hel ''Oils it...preserves it...masterbates it''

Tyrone needs his father. Shaniqua is ruining Tyrone.

So fucking true

Shaniqua needs to give T back to his father

and off herself

Tyrone fucked my girl!

He fucked yo wife