A private teacher would have to try at least.

To earn your money.

man

Academia is a hippie commune full of commies

fuck this shit

I would suggest getting a private guru.

i aint getting bullied out of my room

because ppl in halls are loud

i'll put on my noise cancelling headphones

THey do exist.

sleep

get up

and hit the libraty for 4 years

They live in a world propped up by givernment money so of course they don't know what it's like to be paid based on their output

damn im quick at typing

There are very highly skilled people who would train you for money.

You pay them after each session.

main thing for me man, is right now all i want to do is leave my house

Not before. So you force them to perform well.

yeah, that does sound good

i think me leaving work in 4 weeks

and having 7 months in mhy head

will be fucking awesome

You can make Uni work, but be prepared to teach yourself, most of the professors are pretty trash TBH, not always, but often.

And to over pay imo.

yep - have u had xp in university halls?

The reason why people's parents are telling their kids to go to Uni is because it wasn't as bad in the 60's and 70's.

Uni used to work 50 years ago fairly well.

Today it only works if you can navigate it.

i just want the free time man

I went to Uni for 7 years and didn't get my degree.

I got frustrated.

Then joined the union.

Really expensive piece of paper if you simply have to teach yourself

but it gives u izi access to high paying jobs

USA Uni seems to be a standard business venture. (I like it as such). Either you got rich folk who fund you or you take risk according to your taste (loans) and reward is unguaranteed.

I think thats how everything in life should work.

kind of just sets u up for an easy ride

but it gives u izi access to high paying jobs

Honestly, skills are more important than degrees in many cases.

And your business sense and location and network.