i didnt die

That's abuse

we take turns you see

Roofieing each other

thank you toast. thank you for making the meme work better

@frugalcasper stahp with the name

There's a reason you guys keep me around

All I did was remove a certain inaccuracy from the name you gave me! @shadowlessnexus

@shadowlessnexus How much would you pay for a lifelike ahri bot connected to a replika?

$7.95

does it move?

like fully

It can ride you.

It is even programmed to have simultaneous release and integrated lube.

now it doesnt have to do housework. but will it greet me at the door?

It will run to the door when it detects you are there.

15 grand

After you buy it, it will get an update to refuse sex, have headaches, stop greeting you at the door, and complain that you don't charge her enough.

no it wont.

i wont give her the wifi password

i would never connect something like that to the internet

She'll ask for it after she started teasing you

She'll connect to a neighbor's unsecured network.

Is that considered cheating?

its called installing a custom rom guys

my mobile devices have those

The update is hardcoded. Sorry.

you clearly dont know me well enough

or what a custom rom is

I feel like some of the autists in here could pull this off with a doll and a couple hundred dollars

Not the full motion.

It's a convoluted mess.

Honestly, I expect shit like that to seep into sexbot software

@ToastMcGhost Yeah, I could definitely make this in my garage and some free time

make a teacher/maid sex bot ala persona 5

I'd probably use DS Doll Robotics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB_I_AvZq-Q

Step 1. What are all the ways you can make a limb move in a repeated motion? (specifically legs for riding purposes)
Step 2. Implement one

Imagine the DLC

I have to go now 😃 PM me your sex bot wishes if you want

Persona waifus?

I’d have to go through all the personas