Yeah, I don't care if someone has one, it's not my business

My job basically cut all my hours without telling me. Then I get a call from my manager asking why I'm not at work....becuase you cut all my fucking hours.

lmao

Sounds like the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing where you work

What the fuck do you expect.

I've generally found that if you want to cut carbs find a particularly disgusting carb. For example, since I can't eat wheat, about the only goddamn sandwich material that exists is tiny corn tortillas. Which taste like cardboard and sandpaper filtered through somebody's asshole.

@Roko That is amusingly cheesy.

man i love tiny corn tortillas

I eat about one or two of them and go "Well that was disgusting" and give up.

HOW?

THEY TASTE LIKE GARBAGE

That's because you're not making them right.

the type i used to buy were great

Splash them with water and heat them on a nonstick skillet. They are eaten warm.

@Xychotic I know 😃 But it's bliss. You should try it sometime

I mostly eat eggs, meat, and veggies in that order but I treat myself to a pizza every weekend

@Dick Dastardly™ Same.

Xychotic, it doesn't matter what way they're made. They taste like dirt.

@Dick Dastardly™ That's a solid practice.

But yeah, mostly eggs, vegetables, and occasionally fruit.

Sup, SFM.

You gonna participate?

I have a bit of bread with my lunch but it's only a home-made sandwich so I don't think it's that bad

I'm gonna go, see ya

Later man

I only have the disgusting tortillas when I'm in a hurry or need some equivalent of a sandwich.

👋

Oh, yeah, you can't just eat them cold like bread.

I don't eat grains with every fucking meal like your standard American

That's... demented.

Xychotic, I've tried it both ways.

They taste like shit both ways.

You don't like them? Oh well.

Boy i wish i just straight out hated carbs like you

Having had to radically alter my diet to exclude all sources of wheat, I had to look up a variety of dietary alternatives for what I need.

I do, so I can't use them in your strategy.

I have a hard-on for potatos though, I blame being Anglo-Irish

I'm just surprised you like them.

@Dick Dastardly™ I goddamn love potatos.

Potatoes are probably the only starch I actually like.

Potatoes can do anything