I've done a fat fast a few times. It's kind of difficult.

I also tried only eating veggies for a week because a vegan fag I used to know dared me that I couldn't do it

Did it work?

By the end of the week I wanted to walk into the woods and kill/consume a deer

Ha.

I've tried juice for a week but i couldn't take it after 5 days i was insane for a burrito

Not even bother cooking it just rip out it's throat and start chewing

I tried to juice and I got insane for chow mein.

I don't think I can go without meat without feeling insane

It was the best chow mein and broccoli beef I'd ever had.

I still remember shredding into that burrito

it was amazing

@Dick Dastardly™ Well, it is essential to your evolution.

Of course

Omnivore master species

I put together some really good juices, though. Ginger, orange, and pineapple was goddamn amazing.

I tried explaining this to the vegan boi but he was hung up on some kind of weird morality

You gotta let it chill for an hour, though, or the ginger punches you in the face.

Yeah i liked the juices i just couldn't get solid food off my mind after a few days.

which, really, is exactly how gingers operate.

OTOH I also know someone who gets violent bowel problems when they eat meat so they have to be vegetarian, that's another matter

If eating meat is going to actively threaten your well being then don't eat meat

But that's not most people

I would argue that sort of situation is something serious.

Like, they are in a fucked up state and need medical intervention.

She gets her protein and fats from dairy products, seems to do OK

I don't pry

Yeah that sounds serious

I told her to see a doctor but you guys know how women are lol

They don't want advice

Good, she probably has to stay puckered all the time to not just explode.

lol I don't want to think about my obese black female coworker clamping down her sphincter to avoid fountaining liquid shit everywhere

Chocolate thunder!

Chocolate flash flood

But now you can enjoy the mental picture I've painted for you 😃

I can't think in pictures.

So, this is funny to write about.

You reminded me

I'm still in disbelief that there are people who don't have an inner dialogue

I can't even fathom that

They are called NPCs for a reason.