my cotton clothing is made of oil?!

solar clothing

Oh, shit.

No, wind powered clothing.

You cut the wind, charge your phone.

It's a beaner conspiracy!

The sun is more powerful than the wind

praise the solar

What about tidal power?

Praise the sun! \o/

We could harness the sun and the moon!

From plastic.

@BigTyrone solar power

All from plastic.

Just like cheese.

Yes. That's why the dinosaurs never evolved civilization.

They didn't have oil.

Nope, the data is in.

No oil and they gave up their guns.

Exactly.

@Xychotic It was all the feminist dinosaurs

And vegans.

And commies.

Vegan feminists? oh fuck

And the rise of moose loom dinosaurs.

They can't.

vegan commie feminists. That's like the 10th level of hell

That's animal cruelty.

Vegan commie feminist cannibals.

I think nuclear is the solution.

@Xychotic Now you’re just saying what happens when a regular commie country collapses.

It will solve a lot of problems.

Yes.

@Xychotic Like fallout 4. We need nuclear sex bots

If we nuke OPEC, we'll solve a whole lot of problems using nuclear.

Nuclear is the solution.

“Warm your dick with the undying fires of our 4th generation nuclear-powered gynoids!”

No power?

I dunno, man.

Gas was less than $2 a month ago, and now it's like, $2.20 or something now.

I spend more on milk. I'm glad my car isn't milk powered.