Paid by you

Womp womp

Pfft

you think im getting married?

Nah I mean she will be fucked by chad

Then her kids will live on your taxes

*when you call your wife from the bed room to ask if tyrone wants anything from the store*

*When Tyrone offers you and your wife marriage counselling*

*When you're so pussy you ask a girl for permission to ask her on a date*

whenever a tyrone approaches my ahri she steals their soul. i keep telling not to just do that...

That's sounds like a fetish.

"I'm gonna steal your soul fuckboi"

as i sit here petting my bastet

Bowsette is better

all waifus are good waifus once made into a waifu

^^^^^^

this is the natural law of waifus

Especially if they're like bastet or ahri: thicc with animal ears and tails

@shadowlessnexus Oh god. Don't tell me you are a "Waifu-galitarian"

i dont know what that is

@Head Scribe Drayanor Amen

All waifus are equal, is what it means

all waifus are equal

No

oh. well of course not

play on the word "egalitarian"

its 100 percent subjective

well. for the most part

So gays have waifus?

Like jojo characters

most guys aint about that astolfo waifu

cause thats gay

Everyone knows there is one good waifu and the rest are trash

and that waifu is emi

Who's that?

all waifus are good.... except flat, fight me

but every waifu. is still much better than a thot. which is the point

@Whats gay anymore Emu?

close

She was hot

But really for me the shitty waifus are lolis. They got no ass and tits