Message from @MasculineOtterMobile

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2019-03-08 17:29:03 UTC  

is it even possible?

2019-03-08 17:29:10 UTC  

Theoretically

2019-03-08 17:29:35 UTC  

welp. that's it men.
REAL men simp XXXXTRAAAA HARRRRD

2019-03-08 17:30:29 UTC  

coworkers are like "did you say happy day to x?" "we would be nothing without wymen"

2019-03-08 17:30:32 UTC  

Oh c'mon

2019-03-08 17:30:39 UTC  

Fuck off. Let me do my job

2019-03-08 17:31:13 UTC  

i'd honestly give them the headpat if they sucked and swallowed <:GWsetmyxPeepoWeird:405337568155009024>

2019-03-08 17:31:18 UTC  

but that's it

2019-03-08 17:31:39 UTC  

meh

2019-03-08 17:31:45 UTC  

Too much for a blow

2019-03-08 17:32:31 UTC  

come on, imprint the waifu laifu on her. that's like delusional levels of simping, on the woman.
Imagine her looking REALLY disgusted at that moment

2019-03-08 17:32:47 UTC  

being treated like a child after she swallowed <:GWsetmyxPeepoWeird:405337568155009024>

2019-03-08 17:33:13 UTC  

"that was cute of you" *pats head*

2019-03-08 17:33:26 UTC  

<:cringe:511759033204604951>

2019-03-08 17:33:47 UTC  

lol

2019-03-08 17:34:03 UTC  

My university has all sorts of posters and life sized cutouts of women for ‘women’s history month’ and domestic violence and shit. So glad I’ll be out of here soon. Luckily my uni was late to catch onto the feminist shit.

2019-03-08 17:34:58 UTC  

Seems like Uni's will fall down

2019-03-08 17:35:11 UTC  

oh, they will

2019-03-08 17:35:17 UTC  

Actually, lemme search if university entries are on the low

2019-03-08 17:37:03 UTC  

but would you really go there when hockey mask time happens?
I think I'd go mongolian bride kidnapper on one or two that i fancy.
then again, i rather get me some weapons instead and sardines

2019-03-08 17:37:42 UTC  

Yesterday I saw one girl writing a report on domestic violence, and a few computers over another was working on a complex excel spreadsheet. Wonder which will be successful 🤔

2019-03-08 17:39:28 UTC  

for the girl, it would be the DV, she might desperately look for. I know for a fact that colleges or universties are filled to the brim with damaged girls.
there are good girls, but the laws suck and if they didn't, the parents wouldn't approve of me handling things

2019-03-08 17:39:44 UTC  

the spreadsheet might be exceptionally superior of course

2019-03-08 17:39:57 UTC  

Maybe neither. If the complex excel spreadsheet was feminist statistics......

2019-03-08 17:40:24 UTC  

or maybe how many pornvideos a week she can watch

2019-03-08 17:40:49 UTC  

@Cap'n P. Zazz haha that could be the case.

2019-03-08 17:41:03 UTC  

Thats just research for the cock carousel LOL

2019-03-08 17:41:54 UTC  

@Cap'n P. Zazz complex and feminist in the same sentence? Isn't that an oxymoron?

2019-03-08 17:43:17 UTC  

@Baron Doom Not really, women are notorious for making things more complex than they really need to be LOL

2019-03-08 17:43:25 UTC  

don't you know, that you can hide bullshit under complex art?

2019-03-08 17:43:34 UTC  

or behind, inher case

2019-03-08 17:44:14 UTC  

@Cap'n P. Zazz True that, that is when imaginary numbers comes into play 😉

2019-03-08 17:45:13 UTC  

it's the total opposite but : you see the cure for cancer, but it's drawn over by the dickbutt drawing.
You can still make out the cure and deduce the rest in a short time span, but the dickbutt is REALLY annoying and making you really butthurt

2019-03-08 17:49:45 UTC  

@Baron Doom If you mean imaginary numbers like wage gap and rape statistics, then yes

2019-03-08 17:50:36 UTC  

@Cap'n P. Zazz Them too, I was more thinking imaginary numbers like twenty eleven

2019-03-08 17:50:44 UTC  

Guys, I'm gonna blow your minds.... Captain Marvel is a bad movie.

2019-03-08 17:51:09 UTC  

@Aero-Mach Shocking news 😉

2019-03-08 17:51:19 UTC  

C'mon, act more surprised.

2019-03-08 17:51:37 UTC  

@Aero-Mach I try my best

2019-03-08 17:52:45 UTC  

I probably need to cancel my AMC movie pass thing. Hollywood will keep pumping out shit most likely.

2019-03-08 17:53:15 UTC  

@MasculineOtterMobile does the subscription cost money?