<:lolz:480186121897377792> Am just trying to play Mario Kart and Super Smash Ultimate.

But then got bored or some shit

the fuck do i have of value?

Thy testicles

<:youwotm8:524083191833952257> oh shit Nigga you right!

After everything you've learned about female nature, when push comes to shove, you forget and resort to instinct?

Nope

You want to get rid of her, you have to make yourself undesirable to her.

Acr clingy

You run, you trigger the chase.

Acting clingy and needy usually drived them away

<:lolz:480186121897377792> no, just avoid her. Don't play the Nice Card. That sounds stupid especially considering that SHE EVEN CALLED HIS PHONE NUMBER WITHOUT LETTING HIM KNOW BEFOREHAND.

I know from personal experience

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No, that's a way to get hit by a car from her bf.

I'm afraid because one time when we were together she pulled a pair of scissors to my throat

you are you. @Revel

Great sounds like a winner

You drop shit like, "That bf of yours looks like a perfect match. You're lucky to have found him in this day and age."

you do not know what he experienced with her.

Go El Kabong on her ass

Meh, imma take my nihilistic approach.

It doesn't matter. But if something happens in the next days, you know what happened

Okay.

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*Lord Testicle, may my Pimp Hand forever continue breaking the bones of these thots that walk my beautiful and resourceful Earth.*
@felldie1496

Anyway, so, what else is going on?

Nm

Not much. Just bought a Carl's Sagan book

I need to pracrice Guitar

Which one? The demon filled world?

I should be doing my taxes

Yup

Instead im here fucking around

That one.

Cool. Have you started reading it yet?

<:lolz:480186121897377792> I was thinking about saying "Lord Testosterone" rather than "Lord Testicle" but whatever.

Talks about how we humans are stupid asf, believing in UFO's and etc

We trust our senses too much.

I always make women worship the testsies

I listened to the Demon Haunted World on YT for free

Excellent book

👀 *"What if i told you, Rice made Hentai."*
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*Hmmmmmmmm?*