and a burner phone with hoes on call

like i get wanting a daughter BUT YOU GOT THAT

He’s gotta make an honest woman out of her dude, man up! Don’t be a pussy <:crucifixion:480186115421241354>

He would've been trapped with the 20k a month child support like r kelly anyway

no need to give her half your shit as well

@Not in the fbi Hippity Hoppity woman are property

so the marriage was 5 years she isnt entitled to half the 500 mil right?

just what he made during that time?

If the marriage was 5 min she would entitled to half

she gets half

Cheaper to off her ... I mean! Offer <:damn:480188339622903829>

jeeeeeeeeeeesssssaaasss

This is why you don't marry, and especially strippers

i feel like men should be born knowing that

Whenever you are feeling down just remember you aren't as stupid as Trey Parker

well i mean he's still a multi millionaire

A multi-millionaire who married a stripper named Boogie

G'night, gents. I might actually be on time for shit tomorrow.

night mate

I went to fancy restaraunt in downtown, and it was hilarious to see this busty chick across the hall bending forward and back to lure her older gentleman (date) with her enormous breasts. lol!

peace

night

He's stuck with those massive child support payments for the next 12ish years though

looks like money doesnt change people, it reveals them how they truly are

gotta hope he stays in multi millionare work

I wonder how much he'll have to fork out for child support and alimony

It's bad enough to knock up a tatted up stripper named Boogie, but then to marry her lol

for him a small sume for for any other mortal, a fuckton

"It's bad enough to knock up a tatted up stripper named Boogie, but then to marry her lol" that's the tradcon mindset for you

wage slaves a wage slave

its just like aries speares said, women have it too good. you can suck the right dick and be set for life.

5 years. 250 mil

just dont eat and bang as many football players as you can so you never have to work

men would have to like invent apple or some shit

Charlie Sheen had CS of like $110k/month for two kids according to the internet. damn

and yet he was stupid enough to catch herpegonosyphilaids

He spent 14 million on the house he lived in with Boogie the stripper lol

when you bang everything that moves because youre coked out of your mind 24/7 thats bound to happen

but like at least thats for your own children

those are seeds you dropped on the earth

thats gangster thats good