"I AM NOT INTERESTED, AS THERE IS SOMETHING OUT THE WINDOW TO OBSERV-HA! YOUR DELICIOUS FACE SALTS ARE ALL MINE NOW!"

Rocky doesn't do that. He is a attention whore though

lol

Would you say that people usually find out that their dog is smart because it uses its intelligence to do something irksome?

Definately

You can't keep your eye off Rocky because he'll do some shady shit

lol

What does he do?

A perfect example would when my wife and I took him to my mother in law's home. We ordered pizza and went outside for some reason with the pizza on the table, I realized forgot something, went back inside like 6 seconds later, and I see that little shit on the table eating the pizza

Noone knew he could even get on the table

lol

They are long dogs.

They can run surprisingly fast with those little legs, and jump unexpectedly high.

Yeah my wife also caught him opening a jar of peanutbutter pretzels when no one was around. She said he got it like half way opened before she stopped him

lol

Funny story about dogs jumping. Rhonda, my pitbull, was twice the size of Rocky and unable to jump on the couch. She was able to stand up and reach everwhere on the couch, but could not jump on to it for like 6 months

lol

Heinz is a good dog

@SyzygySolo He's a sweetheart. Sometimes I'd spend hours gently warming his velvety ears on cold days, and he'd fall asleep on me.

Hehehe velvety dachshund eats

Ears

@ebowden duke tries to share the bed with me but I’m 6”2 on a Twin XL mattress and he’s a 100 pounds behemoth of a dog, so I usually have to sleep on the floor

lolololololol

@SyzygySolo I'd always wanted to pet a basset hound, and some months ago I finally got to. I was worried I'd worked it up so something impossible in my head, but all those doubts went away once I finally got to pet it.

It had such an unbelievable amount of ear that it actually felt heavy.

A lot of ear

I like mutts

Like don’t get me wrong, purebreds are fine, but I’d rather go to a pound or shelter or foster home to find a pup

Lol, that's how my mother, who previously only had big dogs, ended up with three chihuahuas.

Tiny shake boyes

@SyzygySolo One of them is a typical chihuahua.

(Tarco, the very tiny one.)

Rusty is fairly big.

He's very fluffy, and the calmest dog I've ever seen. Used to be a typical chihuahua, until we got Tarco, who harassed him all day.

We though he had a tick, but no. Tarco just broke him over the period of a few weeks.

He's very sweet, loves babies.

Can never get enough pets.

This is George.