Message from @ebowden

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2019-03-12 21:50:57 UTC  

This was with one of my wife's scrunchies

2019-03-12 21:51:22 UTC  

Here are other pics of my dogs

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407081992371306496/555145838637088773/FB_IMG_1552427358208.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407081992371306496/555145840843423761/FB_IMG_1552427391185.jpg

2019-03-12 21:56:52 UTC  

aww

2019-03-12 21:56:55 UTC  
2019-03-12 22:04:42 UTC  

Pictures of Heinz.

2019-03-12 22:12:43 UTC  

@MerricBrady, @SyzygySolo Heinz does this thing where he looks disinerested, concentrating on something out the window, making you lower your guard.
Then his head snaps round and he just attacks your face like it's a giant lollipop.

2019-03-12 22:15:36 UTC  

"I AM NOT INTERESTED, AS THERE IS SOMETHING OUT THE WINDOW TO OBSERV-HA! YOUR DELICIOUS FACE SALTS ARE ALL MINE NOW!"

2019-03-12 22:23:28 UTC  

Rocky doesn't do that. He is a attention whore though

2019-03-12 22:23:50 UTC  

lol

2019-03-12 22:25:05 UTC  

Would you say that people usually find out that their dog is smart because it uses its intelligence to do something irksome?

2019-03-12 22:26:44 UTC  

Definately

2019-03-12 22:28:11 UTC  

You can't keep your eye off Rocky because he'll do some shady shit

2019-03-12 22:48:46 UTC  

lol

2019-03-12 22:48:50 UTC  

What does he do?

2019-03-12 22:56:19 UTC  

A perfect example would when my wife and I took him to my mother in law's home. We ordered pizza and went outside for some reason with the pizza on the table, I realized forgot something, went back inside like 6 seconds later, and I see that little shit on the table eating the pizza

2019-03-12 22:56:47 UTC  

Noone knew he could even get on the table

2019-03-12 22:57:17 UTC  

lol

2019-03-12 22:57:24 UTC  

They are long dogs.

2019-03-12 22:57:48 UTC  

They can run surprisingly fast with those little legs, and jump unexpectedly high.

2019-03-12 23:00:10 UTC  

Yeah my wife also caught him opening a jar of peanutbutter pretzels when no one was around. She said he got it like half way opened before she stopped him

2019-03-12 23:00:18 UTC  

lol

2019-03-12 23:05:55 UTC  

Funny story about dogs jumping. Rhonda, my pitbull, was twice the size of Rocky and unable to jump on the couch. She was able to stand up and reach everwhere on the couch, but could not jump on to it for like 6 months

2019-03-12 23:06:22 UTC  

lol

2019-03-13 00:58:19 UTC  

Heinz is a good dog

2019-03-13 01:09:44 UTC  

@SyzygySolo He's a sweetheart. Sometimes I'd spend hours gently warming his velvety ears on cold days, and he'd fall asleep on me.

2019-03-13 01:10:19 UTC  

Hehehe velvety dachshund eats

2019-03-13 01:10:22 UTC  

Ears

2019-03-13 01:11:11 UTC  

@ebowden duke tries to share the bed with me but I’m 6”2 on a Twin XL mattress and he’s a 100 pounds behemoth of a dog, so I usually have to sleep on the floor

2019-03-13 01:11:21 UTC  

lolololololol

2019-03-13 01:13:09 UTC  

@SyzygySolo I'd always wanted to pet a basset hound, and some months ago I finally got to. I was worried I'd worked it up so something impossible in my head, but all those doubts went away once I finally got to pet it.

2019-03-13 01:13:24 UTC  

It had such an unbelievable amount of ear that it actually felt heavy.

2019-03-13 01:21:45 UTC  

A lot of ear

2019-03-13 01:21:50 UTC  

I like mutts

2019-03-13 01:26:09 UTC  

Like don’t get me wrong, purebreds are fine, but I’d rather go to a pound or shelter or foster home to find a pup

2019-03-13 01:27:11 UTC  

Lol, that's how my mother, who previously only had big dogs, ended up with three chihuahuas.

2019-03-13 01:28:12 UTC  

Tiny shake boyes

2019-03-13 06:48:23 UTC  

@SyzygySolo One of them is a typical chihuahua.

2019-03-13 06:48:32 UTC  

(Tarco, the very tiny one.)

2019-03-13 06:49:37 UTC  

Rusty is fairly big.