Metokur: How dare he not jump onto the dias of the European parliment, drop his sweat pants (WHY ISN'T HE WEARING SWEAT PANTS) and take a dump?! He is such a SELL OUT!

^

jim is never wrong

I like Metokur. I just don't take things people say on youtube as gospel.

Unless Mark Dice says it. XD

true kek

I like him too, but since his GamerGate ragequit, he's become cripplingly overspecialized.

I'm still grateful for his We Wuz Kangs video. Shit is still funny.

styx has more watchers then pbi live stream

Also, his long history of not impregnating Jayde is unforgivable.

Fam, I've gotten addicted to copwatch videos.

1 like = 10 prays

Drumpf has little hands! Impeach!

You put a ring on it, you take her clothes off, you pound her fundus with the rage of an angry eldritch god and you put a baby in her fertile womb. This isn't hard. Even I can do it, and if I can do it someone with down's syndrome and no limbs can.

ORANGE MAN BAD

Maybe Jim is firing blanks?

Then you take her to the clinic or adopt.

LATE NIGHT TV FUNNY MAN SAY ORANGE MAN RACIST. WHY WOULD TV MAN LIE?

jim most likely have a genetic disorder and doesnot want to make babies

That's why I don't have kids. I'm not geneticly fit.

It's too bad gawker didn't support one of their few good ideas. https://resistancehole.clickhole.com/sorry-drumpf-but-your-hands-are-simply-too-small-to-e-1826671368

Well first of all, genetics are't everything.

Second of all they're your genes. Own them. Be proud of them.

I certainly don't have Hills Have Eyes genes.

Also, get tested to check the exact probabilities of things. You wife/gf can be tested as well. There is a good chance your potential disorders aren't "compatable" In many cases most parents have to be a carrier.

That's true, but I don't have a gf. I'm a filthy faggot. lol

My wife and I participated in an experiment where they tested extensively for genetic disorders and we have virtually no chance of genetic disorders though we're both "carriers" for one or two.

Well, that's a whole nother story.

I do appreciate the help tho.

Do you have any brothers or sisters that are breeders?

Nope, my parent's had one child. Doctor said another one would have killed mom. I got a ton of cousins in the country who are breeding their asses off tho.

Thogh being a "carrier" means that even under the most ideal conditions there's only a 1:1000 chance of anything happening.

Interesting.

Then mom had to have a histerectomy at the age of 35. She had ovarian cysts.

She wanted another kid, but my dad didn't want to risk losing her.

Either way, I didn't mean to center the conversation around me and my bullshit ass problems. lol

Do you have a boyfriend?

Yeah, but he lives in Australia.

^ are you sure he isn't in canada?

So no delicious dick for you then?