I'm gonna be a grandpa one day

so you're saying I should actually listen

YEs

k

Until then, I can dispense wisdom to the alt right kiddies

I'm the wisest person here. I haven't showered in months and I've been eating my 48 daily tablespoons of heavy mayonnaise

This kid's metabolism is living in 2037 already tbh

>kid

I've said this before nike

we are the same age

and I'm bigger than you

dork

Nike is a grandpa in training, 🐌2_, not so much.

AAAAAAAAAAAA

rude

Get a gf slug

I don't need a shell. I'm not a fag

So Slug is Prince Harry's Bottom Bitch?

You need something to hide in until you get gf

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

SNAIL2_

I want a gf :^(

So go get one

@Edward Their relationship is not that vulgar

"just do it man"

really i thought SNAIL2_ was a taker

"just do men"
t. Slug

delet

DELET

I thought slug was secretly an alpha chad

Know how I know the gooks are fucked? They don't know the difference between snails and slugs

yeah... I'm not

so Edward is a gook?

Do push-ups until you get gf slug

No my phone keeps wanting to insert 🐌 for slug

I hate pushups

AAAAAAAAAAA

And it's tech so gooks make it

There's probably at least 1 dead chinaman in my phone

android or iphone?

Is that even a question?