I've been trying to get her contact info for months

I really want her on

She's pretty dumb tbh

I also want her to have my children

Talked to her in Berkeley for a bit

AND YOU DIDN'T GIVE HER WHAT I ASKED YOU TO

really want her on what

No, you want a better mother for your children. Trust me

Lauren Southern is hot.

@SLUG2_ no, because I deleted it out of discord and didn't have the text file on my phone. I honestly felt bad.

Should I make an extended shitpost about a love triangle between Slug, Lauren Southern, and Prince Harry?

NO.

@Nikephoros put it in effortpost. Dis gon b gud!

I shouldn't have recorded hung over

fuck

You were spicy

No but make a post about slug, Joe Bernstein and prince harry

I felt like I was going to puke while recording

Pro tip: if you feel like that after drinking, just puke

Plot twist: Joe Bernstien is Lauren Southern's Jewish alter-ego

Then next time, don't drink so much.

or maybe don't drink from 6 pm-4 am

That's why sam called "him" Beautiful Joe

>don't drink so much
nice try kike shill

Lol ok, enjoy feeling like shit

:^)

Remember, I'm like your grandpa around here

HAH

Almost old enough to be

OLD

grandpa yuge

Oh @northern_confederate, I've got NJF planned to come on the show the first weekend in June

I'm gonna be a grandpa one day

so you're saying I should actually listen

YEs

k

Until then, I can dispense wisdom to the alt right kiddies

I'm the wisest person here. I haven't showered in months and I've been eating my 48 daily tablespoons of heavy mayonnaise

This kid's metabolism is living in 2037 already tbh

>kid

I've said this before nike