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@Blonde_Finn I hacked your servers. They're gay af 🎃

I CC'd the CEO when I realized that our anti-virus had been out of daye for 60 days. then found out we had no firewalls nothing

Not even a physical firewall?

@wͫ́í̯̭̭̆̾nͣͣŃT̥̥͕̈́.exͯ̈́̉e͋͆̐ͮ if you did, you would have loved my emails

X-Rated mail at work is fun....lol

it was dod policy to have any supplier or manufacturer of gear/tech and parts to be made in usa only for security reasons...don't want any other nation knowing how our tech works

actually it was the law

Message to IT: "I have conversations with the most autistic people on the planet and they told me to call you a faggot" @Blonde_Finn

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lol

yay

@Moooooooooooooo literally nothing. The IT guy we had previously was a genius, this dude literally bullshitted his way into the job - we now outsource everything and the dick is still there

Oh god man

That's both awful

How the.. o_o

Outsourcing shit you should have on site and having absolutely nothing at all

@b̸̕r̴̨͠e͘͢Λ̢d͢͝b͠͞o̡̕x I could kiss you!!! Thank you :):):)

Gay

@Moooooooooooooo exactly

ew

i feel like dancing the sticky is gone

suggestions - find some real experts...have them pose as canidates for replacements or support of his job position but have him in the interview area for q+a with another real expert...to see if he's really bullshitting or not on record

when he fails the test against real experts ....then u have grounds to remove him

@SirW00f I'd love to do that

he is one of those people who can lie out of a lie, so his boss just believes whatever

option 2 replace boss with an expert

hahaha

Replace boss with dog @SirW00f

or put boss on 'power removed' while expert handles all the lies

I wish we had hot guys at work, someone to daydream about on those slow days

well i'm too old to get back into shape for ya

i don't mind out of shape, but there has to be a sexy smile, masculine hands and a deep voice. Then Im good

well u already know my voice range

Don't let your dreams be memes

i have never heard u speak