my mom is like the most straight laced person in the world and somehow has tolerated my brother dad and i this long lol, she's never even been drunk before

said she had a few drinks once and it made her get sick

pretty sure my parents have only had sex twice: to create my brother and i

she's ultimate goober chipper nerd innocent white woman

and works her ass off and makes a lot of money

shes funny. always so chipper i have no idea how she's sane.

lucky, you got to get through your teens without direct jewery

decent amount of jewish kids i grew up with, i went to school with the same people from kingergarten thru senior year

for some reason, the jews, especially the jewesses, could NOT stand me

i started hating jews just because jews were all shitheads to me

my dad would get mad at me for rooting for the nazis in all the ww2 movies

he was a car salesmanmm basically worked 60-70 hours a week, got home, got fucked up, and passed out to a war movie

haha yea, I fell into a pool of them at college though, holy shit

my university was probably ~10% jew

this this is hilarious to think about: i was allowed to watch anything like the simpsons or anything, because "it's degenerate bullshit" but was allowed to watch any war movie with my dad any time he was watching them, starting real young hahaha

i was kinda friends with some for a while, but i always felt like an outsider

now it's all so obvious

yea i watched war movies with my dad

i remember sometimes him catchimg me with cartoons on, raging, id gtfo the room, come back later to a war movie, and he'd be like have a seat! well, get me my fucking ice cream first"

yeah man, it started to make sense in high school

the jews would band together to han out, or be starting school drama, their tribal jew instincts

i was not aware jews are not white at the time

my mom was friends with some jews whos kids i was in school with

"they looked huwhite to me"

i got invited to a few barmitvahs and refused to go

lol that was only something i knew abotu from movies and shit

yeah

later it started dawning on me that a lot of the people i hated the most were the jewish ones

took years to fully fully become aware, but i just instinctively did not get along with them ever

yea there was always a weird barrier with the ones i knew in college

they were all russian jews that came to the US via israel after the USSR collapsed

and they all had the same commie toolbox

i found that highly amusing

fuckers

like, a literal soviet toolbox

apparently if you wanted tools in the USSR, you got what they ahd

there weren't choices

hahahah

haha for a graduation high school thing, my parents took my brother and i on a carribean cruise

my parents wont speak about that trip to this day still unless forced and let out uneasy laughs

i was bad