the fuck dude

ditch that

Wow, that's crazy

She’s a coworker , and yea.. i know

brooo

nooo

I’m fucking up I know

Coworker, pregnant, not your kid either

duuuude

never underestimate the power of pussy

I don't know what pussy is really like

But I'm scared to get hooked on it

ever asked yourself why men re marry

In my defense I haven’t had pussy in almost 2 years :/

pussy

xD

i aint fuck in a week or 2

I haven't had pussy in basically my entire life

the grass isnt greener dude

get a hooker if you want to fuck

If i want to get a relationship, she's gotta be a close to being a unicorn

*Pats V card*

unicorns are made

all women are the same on the hardware level

yea

she needs the perfect balance of stable family, healthy society

good girls still have that wiring

some control it better than other

and finally a strong male that will teach her how to be feminine

other have no shame

Oohh, true that...not many strong men around either

my bitch cooks, cleans, washes dishes, clothes

enough for me

and has a decent ass

also, she is loyal

for now

^

but i know that she will leave me eventually

i just enjoy it while it's here

That's all I'm asking for in a woman. They don't even cook nowadays

dude my hoe makes me lasagne