He can always get another hoe

and hookers are't people so their opinions don't count

Yeah i think i want to hear this dead hooker story as well.

I've got one from my time in the south pacific though I'm not the best of story tellers

That's okay, you can try anyway.

well, I was attached to a MEU (Marine expeditionary unit) basically they get a bunch of marines from different units and different job descriptions and stick them on ships to act as sort of a a quick reaction force for a region. Sounds sexy but in reality it's boring as hell, because as a Marine there's very little to do on ships.

anyway we made port call in the Philippines and anyone who knows about the Philippines knows there are a large amount of "Lady boy" hookers there, not quite as many as Thailand but still a good percentage of them there are not natural females and of those that aren't natural females only a small percentage of them have gotten the surgery downstairs if you get my drift

Dayum

Yep true

Which MEU?

Marvel Extended Universe :p

Haha cute

Some lady boys are good to enjoy, from a distance

don't wanna dox myself too much but the 31st

That unit was under ESG-7 if I remember correctly

Which was attached to the Lincoln strike group

I actually have no Idea how It was all set up, I was just a lowly Lance Corporal at the time so they didn't tell me shit, I wouldn't even be able to tell you what sort of ship I was on

Wait did one of your mates get a rude surprise and sperg out on a hooker leaving her/him dead?

Yeah on with the hooker story

anyway to continue, I spent my time in town drinking and just generally being an ass but not making too much trouble but Marines being Marines a bunch of the grunts went off to find some hookers, one such marine happened to either be too drunk or too stupid to realize the hooker that he chose was packing some extra

long story short after discovering the mixup, mind you this was after already getting a Blowjob he drowned her in a toilet inside the hotel room he was in then grabbed his libo buddy and ran off back to the ship

needless to say this wasn't the crime of the century, the hotel had his name and he was almost immediately tracked down. All the personnel were locked down and not allowed off the ship anymore and he arrested. I don't recall what happened to him but I suspect he's still in the brig or some sort of prison to this day as this was only a few years ago

Damn that sucks for him.

Military prisons are no joke i'm told.

well that's what happens when you drown a Philippineo lady boy hooker.

most guys just accept the fact that they just got a BJ from a dude and move on with their life, but not that guy

Holy shit Lol

"hit em from behind, traps aren't gay".. lol

Couldnt drown the poor fucker in the sink, had to use the toilet huh

Traps are gay but only if you continue after discovering the trap

Its only gay on Thursday, under way and if the balls touch

I agree more or less. I just wanted to make a funny.

nothing's gay if you're wearing boot bands

Whatever those are

those little elastic bands that you use to blouse your trousers over your boots

you didn't use those?

Yeah i was in the military and i have no idea what you're talking about. Then again i washed out of basic. So maybe i just didn't get far enough.

maybe it's a Marines thing but we never tucked our trousers into our boots we rolled the cuff up into these little green elastic bands and then pulled them over the very top of our boots

looks very neat and has the added benefit of keeping shit from getting inside your boots

Yeah if i remember correctly we tucked our pant legs into our boots. But this was going back 2003/2004 so the memory is vague.

ya, I'm guessing you were in the Army then, I remember a bunch of Marines commenting on how Nasty that looked. Marines are by far the most vain of the military branches