anyway to continue, I spent my time in town drinking and just generally being an ass but not making too much trouble but Marines being Marines a bunch of the grunts went off to find some hookers, one such marine happened to either be too drunk or too stupid to realize the hooker that he chose was packing some extra

long story short after discovering the mixup, mind you this was after already getting a Blowjob he drowned her in a toilet inside the hotel room he was in then grabbed his libo buddy and ran off back to the ship

needless to say this wasn't the crime of the century, the hotel had his name and he was almost immediately tracked down. All the personnel were locked down and not allowed off the ship anymore and he arrested. I don't recall what happened to him but I suspect he's still in the brig or some sort of prison to this day as this was only a few years ago

Damn that sucks for him.

Military prisons are no joke i'm told.

well that's what happens when you drown a Philippineo lady boy hooker.

most guys just accept the fact that they just got a BJ from a dude and move on with their life, but not that guy

Holy shit Lol

"hit em from behind, traps aren't gay".. lol

Couldnt drown the poor fucker in the sink, had to use the toilet huh

Traps are gay but only if you continue after discovering the trap

Its only gay on Thursday, under way and if the balls touch

I agree more or less. I just wanted to make a funny.

nothing's gay if you're wearing boot bands

Whatever those are

those little elastic bands that you use to blouse your trousers over your boots

you didn't use those?

Yeah i was in the military and i have no idea what you're talking about. Then again i washed out of basic. So maybe i just didn't get far enough.

maybe it's a Marines thing but we never tucked our trousers into our boots we rolled the cuff up into these little green elastic bands and then pulled them over the very top of our boots

looks very neat and has the added benefit of keeping shit from getting inside your boots

Yeah if i remember correctly we tucked our pant legs into our boots. But this was going back 2003/2004 so the memory is vague.

ya, I'm guessing you were in the Army then, I remember a bunch of Marines commenting on how Nasty that looked. Marines are by far the most vain of the military branches

Yeah i was army

I believe it.

perfect rolled sleeves, perfectly ironed and starched uniforms (despite starch making the Cammies glow under night vision) and perfectly bloused trousers were expected otherwise some first sergeant would chew your ass

That's fucking ironic that they force you to starch your uniforms even though it's a risk in a combat situation. I didn't know that. We had to start our uniforms as well, especially our class A's(dress uniforms).

well the dress uniforms didn't matter too much because they aren't a combat uniform but Camouflage uniforms have special dyes in them that are meant to not light up under Infrared light but starch ruins that effect

if you starch them, when you view them through nvgs with the IR illuminator on they look like they're wearing a suit made of reflective belts

Yeah makes no sense to me. But it's the government.. ANd they say in the military everything is done for a reason and nothing without.

that's a lie, the military does all sorts of shit with no reason

Yeah that's what i thought but that's what was drilled into our heads by our drill sergeants.

No we never used those in the navy, we tucked our pants into our boots

well Drill instructors also told me that the red stripe on the side of the NCO's and officers pants in dress blues was to represent the loss of officers and NCO's at the battle of Chipolitpec (not sure if I'm spelling that right) when the history books actually say it's because in the 1800's the marine corps was low on money so they bought a bunch of used Army field artillery pants that had a red stripe up the side and I guess they decide they liked them

interesting, I would have expected the navy to follow similar uniform habits to the marines especially after they decided to copy our 8 point covers.

Alright, well i think i'm going to try to get some sleep. It's almost 4am here.

good plan, goodnight brother

Good night

When did...oh

The new navy working uniforms

Eveyone hated them

ya that stupid blue cammo uniform