lmao

I jut have an electric razor

just*

i do to, but cutting this forest off my face will be an event. lol

get a lump of iron

***why?***

forge it into a primitive blade

i'm half-japanese and native, i can't grow facial hair for shit

and use that as a razor

Dohhh.

feels primal as fuck

Im 1/3 native and I cant grow hair on the end of my chin. lol

@°°° I know that feel, I can't grow a beard for shit and can only grow a half assed goatee

hmmmmm

Bat didnt i tell you how to make it grow thicker?

nope

Ohh shit.

knowledge incoming

Wash your face with the hottest water you can stand.

Then rinse it with ice cold water.

^wisdom

I do it and my beard is almost a foot long now.

damn

I'll keep that in mind

Look at my profile pic. lol

I've seen it lol

ya damn viking

i forgot. lol

bawhaha fucking savage af

I like it

xD

6 more inches and i put a gold ring in it.

LOL

Dude, i put little christmas lights in it this year.

It was awesome

*LMAO*

xD

Not lights, but little ornaments.

ehh, i think genetics plays a big role in my inability to grow facial hair

yeah genetics play a huge role

that may be true