nature can eat a dick

but not mine. thats ahris job

Lol

yeah fuck nature

that bitch aint nothin but trouble

Original thot

Nature even took Darwin with her

Nature has tried to kill me, more than once

No love

But yet you're here

@hel up with me, down with nature

What a time to be alive!!

@Archer9true

@hel just kidding by the way

Do you guys still get the question? Why not married yet?

ALL the time

thats some quality stuff in the anime babes today

from like my parents. sometimes

@Archer9 all the dam time

but they are just desperate

Yes, but it's a bit different. "GET A GF, GET A GF"

I confessed to my grandma, I was surprised she understood.

Ppl alway ask me about my exes too..smh I'm like ask them yourselves you dumbass

same for me
why didnt you keep the last gf she was so nice did you find a new one?

Grandmas always understand, brother

I love my grandma

I’m going to start saying, I can’t find someone to love me the same way I do myself.

my dad wants me too cause hes miserable and wants company in his misery and my mom wants me to for obvious reasons

Would you date yourself? I'd bang myself on the first date

every time after shower

my step moms not even a bad for a women. hes still miserable XD

@Archer9 when talking to a woman I say haven't found the right one (ends convo quickest) when talking to a man I say " juice is no longer worth the squeeze"

where all my australians at. am i just gonna sit in vc alone?

Good point

cooking me some kangaroo right now

XD

"I haven't found the ONE" is the primary response to either gender

i just say naw

idc

Ohh man Aussie women, cunties...

@hel yes there is no arguing with that in our me centric society