someone called me this so this is my name now

May have.

well see

No, don't "we'll see"

You gotta defuse this bomb, not pray it doesn't go off.

the i might be pregnant is a classic shit test

you need to be careful. shell prolly try to pass it off as her husbands. but when he finds out and dumps her she may come after you if he contests the paternity

Dip outta there

Your profile picture is of a catboi prostithot @shadowlessnexus I can understand why

catboi*

trap, thot, whore all at once.

Who here 900 iq and recognize my profile pic

tesla iz dat u?

Raise your hand if you’d smash Felix

Nose goes

is that walt disney?

naw. its not nikola tesla im pretty sure

Marcel Proust

ah

cool

its a known fact im 40iq so that makes sense

looked like ironman to me

i wonder if hermit regrets making me an admin when he sees all the retarded nicknames i come up with

>40 iq
If I punch that in a microwave it’s not even long enough to heat up my spaghetti

🤔

>play DND with 2 intelligence

Shit, you only got 1 INT

INT is for nerds

Lol

The point was you wouldn’t be able to talk

int is just blue dex

nerds = wizards

That’s basically what 40 IQ is

Me = Some spy in Russia

irl wis > int but int lets you dab on the rest of your party for history checks

Who else here unironically plays Magic: The Gathering

I just crafted traps, poisons, and bombs the last session and killed about 23 enemies

I wish I could bring myself to play M:tG again.

i play commander sometimes

I still play C&C Generals Zero Hour

just EDH
WOTC is pants on head retarded