i haven't shaved in years

All I gotta say is Gillette, YOU FUCKED UP MY NIGGY!

hope they keep this shit comin

at this rate we'll split the planet in two and go our own way from the galaxy

Still havnt seen a dip in their stock

It's coming

But the money managers control the markets, but I bet sales will take a hit

I should prolly throw out my gilette

I used my last shave with last blade, then chucked it

Dollar shave club anyone?

Then they can make it the best a cuck can get for there leg shaving

@shango I've never shaved my legs before lol

Are you a cuck?

@shango no if I was i wouldn't be here

Damn right I'd purge you in .3 of a second

She's a hot single mom but my rule is no single moms

And I can't fit anymore into my schedule

If it was an easy side piece maybe but I have a doll so I'm good

👀

@Happy Humble Hermit careful there Hermit

At the end of the day all a women has to do is not be fucking worthless

But that's too hard

@Abiom “lm not happy “

"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn"

“I want 1/2”

Half?

“Well i take all then”

“U get the old car”

@Abiom sorry but that's like asking them to cure cancer

@Rhunespire “yes eddie”

@Not in the fbi I don't want to make egg bread what do you think I should make?

egg bread?

ask Fbi

i think it's that autistic shit

it's bread with a hole in the middle (egg fills this hole)

I don't think that's very safe to use raw egg as lube for your dildo

nigga

anything can be used for lube

it can work but not very safe

even your own cum

okay then use concentrated ghost pepper water