Yeah, but that's because I'm already broken.

pfft yeah right

you tell yourself that

Hey. Self. You're already broken.

when all the estrogen you're under wears off, you'll be eating dead niggahs raw

Yeah, self, I already goddamn know. Fuck off

Wait, so, does that mean you'll be eating live niggahs barbecued?

yes, I'll probably be cooking them

<:)

we can't go full savage now

well, maybe we can

I was gonna say...

Cook your meat. Especially if it’s human. Unless you want prions overriding your brain like cordyceps.

If I remember the studies, humans don't have much nutritional value. Pretty worthless meat.

We fixin' to have some niggah tartar up in this bitch.

griled niggahs, sautéed niggahs, pineapple niggahs, brine nigghs, low sodium niggahs

Oh, holy gawd, I'm going to hell for that...

I'm gonna stop talking all this shit, but in summary: the will to survive is more powerful than you think

I'm not dead yet despite my organs going on strike, so I'm well aware.

Fucking things.

flame broiled niggahs, oven baked niggahs, slow roasted niggahs, marinated niggahs, sweet and sour niggahs

Ur a fookin dork.

People meat is not worth eating, people are more valuable doing work

If only someone told Hitler that.

in my mind I heard bubba from forest gump listing all that shit off

also when you get *real* hungry, tree bark starts to get real tasty

*punches ticket straight to hell*

and that shit is full of nutrients

just pack bbq sauce and condiments

Why eat tree bark when you could eat people?

tree bark can keep you alive for months

When you guys said you'd eat niggahs, I thought ya'll meant sucking dick =.=

also there's worms

I was about to say

Cannibalism ftw

WTF

eating people is next level

Who suckin dick for money?

its more of a dominance thing

It's my chosen presidential scandal.

LOL @SFM_2046