I'm not at home

we cant use the holy boomerang it is for the emus if they ever invade us again we will have mutually assured destruction

Lol

i changed your name not a pedo

you finna lose to emus anyway

woo

Nah we’re in a nuclear piece agreement, we both got WMDs so we won’t dare attack the other

my brother told me a story like that

instead of humans having a nuke (which you guys don't)

it was the koalas that had the nukes

nukes are good we should all have them you cant change my mind

England dumps all their criminals on Australia. 150 years later, they still joke about it, but Anglostan is overrun by muzzies and the thought police. Meanwhile straya got the last laugh

he called it the koala and kangaroo war

An armed society is a polite society

Hey I’ll have you know we’re one of the world top suppliers of uranium were in every nuke on the planet

unless you have nigs

This is true

straya is turning into a feminist country you cocks

True

Yeh IK

UK will go patriarchal

AU will go matriarchal

ur fucced

What?

It started with the passing of my nigga Steve Irwin

>patriarchal
Yeah, praise Allah.

F

XD

still patriarchal tho

Ah I see

Not all that preferable imo

au men will just stop fucking with wamen will drink instead we already kinda do it

Yeh, most of the immigrants here are Asian

@ToastMcGhost chrinky

I don't think it's gonna happen anymore. The Islam countries are even being cucked now

The cancer has spread

>watch Magic: The Gathering tournament in Australia
>they all look like me

???? wat

*Crikey she a beaut innshe*

Orthodox Israelis Jews you are the last bastion of patriarchy

toast stap

when the jews will be the last real men