If you wanted a pet that's retarded just get a girlfriend

You can't eat your... well...

I mean... she'd probably really like it.

And it's low calorie.

🤔

No, no. Then I'd have to deal with having a gf.

Juice is not worth the squeeze.

*Don't talk about juicy things in this context*

Anyway, thanks guys. I guess I needed to talk about it to get it sorted out in my head again.

Girlfriend is too much hassle. You have to feed her. Walk her. She'll start barking of you don't pay her much attention.

Bitches, the word you meant was bitches.

^

@Whats gay anymore If you're into the science, you might want to read The Art and Science of Low Carbohydrate Living.

They have a simpler, just do it, version that is Low Carbohydrate Performance but you'll be better equipped to put these plant based shitheads in their place armed with the content in Living.

<:begonethot:513098286505394206> I'm always looking to put plant based shitheads in their place

IDK I love fresh fruits and vegtables too much

veg tends to be safe with keto.

But don't get Freeley Banana Girl, turning into a banana powered lich bitch.

I don't mind vegetables they aight

Isn't Jenna Jameson on keto

Hit that wall going 100

If I had to guess I'd say probably

I don't know. THOTs do whatever THOTs want.

Lol

The pics are pretty disgusting

Apparently, in NY that means killing babies as they slither out.

And VA wants to do it, too.

BUTT, I do not want to talk about that.

@32but23mentally the first porn I saw as a kid had jenna Jameson in it, you could not pay me to look at a pic of her naked now, lol

Getting queasy

Is it that bad?

She looks like a ghoul

I can't think in pictures, so I don't know who that is.

Lol @Reaper

Looks like a ghoul?

Does she have a paralyzing claw attack?

Definitely ghoulish

+3 to attack rolls?

do you turn into a ghoul if she kills you?

*stupidly goes off to look into this*

Keto seems to have treated her well enough.