I then want to post pictures of me and guinea pig going on adventures throughout ecuador.

I want to be a friend on FB to PETA and various vegan channels.

I will name my guinea pig Rigoberto.

He will go on adventures in Ecuador with me.

Then, my last set of pictures will be a slideshow of Rigoberto getting killed, grilled, and eaten down to the bone. "Rigoberto will be with me forever! Or at least until I poop."

At which point I'll likely be banned from FB.

But it will be so worth it.

@Xychotic Rigo will be in heaven...that's all that matters

A guinea pig wouldn't make a bad pet. Less maintenance than a dog for sure.

"Bacon & Butter: The Ultimate Ketogenic Diet Cookbook" might be good for you, LW, if you're at all interested.

@Xychotic I'll absolutely look into it

If you wanted a pet that's retarded just get a girlfriend

You can't eat your... well...

I mean... she'd probably really like it.

And it's low calorie.

🤔

No, no. Then I'd have to deal with having a gf.

Juice is not worth the squeeze.

*Don't talk about juicy things in this context*

Anyway, thanks guys. I guess I needed to talk about it to get it sorted out in my head again.

Girlfriend is too much hassle. You have to feed her. Walk her. She'll start barking of you don't pay her much attention.

Bitches, the word you meant was bitches.

^

@Whats gay anymore If you're into the science, you might want to read The Art and Science of Low Carbohydrate Living.

They have a simpler, just do it, version that is Low Carbohydrate Performance but you'll be better equipped to put these plant based shitheads in their place armed with the content in Living.

<:begonethot:513098286505394206> I'm always looking to put plant based shitheads in their place

IDK I love fresh fruits and vegtables too much

veg tends to be safe with keto.

But don't get Freeley Banana Girl, turning into a banana powered lich bitch.

I don't mind vegetables they aight

Isn't Jenna Jameson on keto

Hit that wall going 100

If I had to guess I'd say probably

I don't know. THOTs do whatever THOTs want.

Lol

The pics are pretty disgusting

Apparently, in NY that means killing babies as they slither out.

And VA wants to do it, too.

BUTT, I do not want to talk about that.

@32but23mentally the first porn I saw as a kid had jenna Jameson in it, you could not pay me to look at a pic of her naked now, lol

Getting queasy