The controls are ridiculous.

He utilises a hammer sword about as well as I'd expect

You might want to look into HEMA.

The resurgence of learning those techniques illustrates very clearly that the weapons and techniques of the day were quite elegant and brutally effective.

What would you guys say is your favourite videogame?

He's just a random dude though

Right now, I don't have one. But I like Dragon's Dogma.

Oni had some of my absolute favorite controls for a long time.

Probably ff10 or 6

Oh, shit, right.

FF6, Chrono Trigger, Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past and Twilight Princess.

Ocarina of Time, too.

I regrettably have never played a Zelda game

Same

They are a lot of fun.

Twilight Princess was particularly good.

Shit. I just figured out my waifu.

Zelda from Twilight Princess.

I tried to emulate ocarina but poo pooedthe graphics and stopped 5mins In

pfft

It's classic gaming.

Yeah I get that now I was like 13 at the time

If I want ANYTHING I've got to buy it with my own money

You gotta remember it was cutting edge for the day..

@bornfree2001 Welcome to having a cock and balls?

Yeah, that's normal.

Yeah that's life bud

Buy your own shit

Such is life for guys and ugly women.

I know but ever since I was 16 I've had to pay to live in a house I cannot leave

Don't pay if you can't leave

Don't encourage him to wreck himself, come on.

You know it's his parent's place and if he can't leave, he's not in a spot to be all uppity.

But he can leave

If he really doesn't want to be there

He's a guy. His option is probably parent's place or a nice cardboard box under a bridge in winter.

If he's got rent money which it sounds like he does

I can't leave without my parents consent until I am 18

Then he's a runaway and they'll bring him back.

Have you considered claiming that you're a woman?

In your mind?