The only thing you should be leaving behind is the clean spot on the carpet where your shit was.

Literally if I had a small transit van and half an hour to get there I could get set up already at the new house

Be extra clean. Pre-select your bug out kit.

You can rent a van it's not a massive problem

Assuming you can drive

He can't, remember?

Not at the minute

But my mates can

There you go

He's too young. No one will rent to someone that young. He'll need help.

That's why you gotta get a bro to line up this thing. It needs to be executed with expert precision.

Like, I would say half an hour is dangerously long a time.

I COULD ask my mates dad

You could just Craigslist a man with a van

That's risky business. Go for the pops.

That's Dodgy

You got this, mgtow bruv.

Make the plan, leave no evidence.

Be the perfect son.

Then disappear.

I have all the pieces in place, I simply need to enact my plan, my path

She knows where you go to school. Expect an attack there.

She can't drive

She's got a pet cuck.

My dad is never free in the week

She will figure it out.

Have faith in a woman's vindictiveness.

If you mean everything you've said, you are not dealing with "your mom," you are dealing with an enemy. And you must never underestimate your enemies.

Why do you think I have an Art of War strategy for you to move?

If you are serious and you set one foot down this path, you have to commit to seeing it through to the end.

Even seriously consider a restraining order if you have to.

It's a hideous situation. I'm glad my parents are mild sauce.

Honestly man, as soon as am 18 I do have a plan of getting everything set up, going out with my mates in the evening and not coming back in the morning

Can you handle waiting that long?

If I can be my mother's perception of PERFECTION I could get away with moving my life unknowingly piece by piece to the house

Small at first

I don't like encouraging this sort of thing, because it escalates quickly.

Do it.

When you're given an assignment, write it down, execute it perfectly.

Just like when a man decides to execute a proper divorce.

He keeps her happy as fuck.