just get a dog

A good solution

Dogs are loyal and will never betray you

Unless you do something bad to them

I dont like animals

They die before me

so will your parents

do you not like them either?

you can pretend you have a lot of online friends

My mom abandoned me for this guy she married

And my dad already dead anywaus

you wanna befriend kids or something?

try working at a daycare

What, and get in a lawsuit for making some people's kids do pushups? lol

adopt a kid?

Would get accused of being pedo if I adopted

sister's boyfriend won't get the message that i don't want to go to the driving range with him or make his fucking project - the weekend is my time why is it so hard for ppl to resepct your free space/time

dunno what to tell you at this poiint. just deal with it?

JDB, you told him straight up?

kind of - told him 'i'm busy with work right now so let's do another time

@JDB why is your sister's boyfriend friendly with you

he's insecure and needs breathing room from my sister lol

Is she just a cover up because he really trying to get some of dat meat?

give him a brotein shake

lol

hook him up

currently making one right now

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nah he's too lost man

wait

i'll take one tho

is he 18+?

no giving brotein shakes to kids

he's 27, i'm 20

28*

alright good

last thing we need is a lawsuit

That young meat

ye

thanks for the advice guys

I'm pretty much willing to hang out with anyone as long as there aren't any femoids around