Message from @Kaiser Dion Napoleon

Discord ID: 541283758926725136


2019-02-02 15:42:31 UTC  

just get a dog

2019-02-02 15:42:56 UTC  

A good solution

2019-02-02 15:43:15 UTC  

Dogs are loyal and will never betray you

2019-02-02 15:43:23 UTC  

Unless you do something bad to them

2019-02-02 15:43:48 UTC  

I dont like animals

2019-02-02 15:43:53 UTC  

They die before me

2019-02-02 15:44:07 UTC  

so will your parents

2019-02-02 15:44:14 UTC  

do you not like them either?

2019-02-02 15:44:32 UTC  

you can pretend you have a lot of online friends

2019-02-02 15:44:49 UTC  

My mom abandoned me for this guy she married

2019-02-02 15:44:57 UTC  

And my dad already dead anywaus

2019-02-02 15:45:37 UTC  

you wanna befriend kids or something?

2019-02-02 15:45:42 UTC  

try working at a daycare

2019-02-02 15:46:20 UTC  

What, and get in a lawsuit for making some people's kids do pushups? lol

2019-02-02 15:46:36 UTC  

adopt a kid?

2019-02-02 15:47:03 UTC  

Would get accused of being pedo if I adopted

2019-02-02 15:47:20 UTC  

sister's boyfriend won't get the message that i don't want to go to the driving range with him or make his fucking project - the weekend is my time why is it so hard for ppl to resepct your free space/time

2019-02-02 15:47:27 UTC  

dunno what to tell you at this poiint. just deal with it?

2019-02-02 15:47:49 UTC  

JDB, you told him straight up?

2019-02-02 15:48:09 UTC  

kind of - told him 'i'm busy with work right now so let's do another time

2019-02-02 15:48:24 UTC  

@JDB why is your sister's boyfriend friendly with you

2019-02-02 15:48:38 UTC  

he's insecure and needs breathing room from my sister lol

2019-02-02 15:48:44 UTC  

Is she just a cover up because he really trying to get some of dat meat?

2019-02-02 15:48:54 UTC  

give him a brotein shake

2019-02-02 15:48:58 UTC  

lol

2019-02-02 15:49:02 UTC  

hook him up

2019-02-02 15:49:06 UTC  

currently making one right now

2019-02-02 15:49:08 UTC  

<:lolz:480186121897377792> <:lolz:480186121897377792> <:lolz:480186121897377792>

2019-02-02 15:49:10 UTC  

nah he's too lost man

2019-02-02 15:49:15 UTC  

wait

2019-02-02 15:49:18 UTC  

i'll take one tho

2019-02-02 15:49:20 UTC  

is he 18+?

2019-02-02 15:49:25 UTC  

no giving brotein shakes to kids

2019-02-02 15:49:26 UTC  

he's 27, i'm 20

2019-02-02 15:49:27 UTC  

28*

2019-02-02 15:49:29 UTC  

alright good

2019-02-02 15:49:34 UTC  

last thing we need is a lawsuit

2019-02-02 15:49:42 UTC  

That young meat

2019-02-02 15:49:42 UTC  

ye

2019-02-02 15:50:02 UTC  

thanks for the advice guys

2019-02-02 15:50:51 UTC  

I'm pretty much willing to hang out with anyone as long as there aren't any femoids around