She ghosted me because I showed absolutely no signs of interest.

The best possible outcome

I have no argument.

10 - 3 Patriots. Patriots get a field kick and touchdown.

<:yay:523032349563158528> go sportsball

Who's the other bunch of sportsball guys?

I like dyed hair but best believe I'm grilling hard for those feminist red flags.

I might make money tonight

i used to have a massive thing for pink hair

You don't have to grill hard.

Here's the recipe: do they have bright hair? They are feminists.

every girlfriend ive ever had has had pink hair

Because, if they wanted to be feminine and attractive to men, they'd be natural colored and striving to be healthy and feminine.

I am not into tattoos, piercings, and hair dye.

I guess.. I've met quasi traditionalists with dyed hair and my ex dyed her hair and wasn't a feminist.

Some girls in the past said I would have looked better with hair dye but I personally think I would have looked worse.

i'm fine if they start with normal hair and then dye it cuz i like it

quasi traditionalist = not a goddamn traditionalist.

And, were you there for last night's TFM show?

The guy married a hardcore christian girl that thought cheaters should be stoned.

I think all those things are sexy. Piercings, tattoos, and dyed hair.

not a bad choice lol

chameleon level 100

Then, 11 years later, she decided to become a fairy kin with pixie magic.

As it said in the bible.

Maybe I'm just a lost cause.

I liked women with tats. They're typically short-term thinkers and are more open to hookups.

TFM 15:24 "Bitches be Cray"

to each their own man, nothing wrong with liking tattos and piercings

someones gotta touch em cuz lord knows i wont

I'm averse to tattoos and unconventional piercings.

But, hey, thoughtless thots want some luvin' too.

or. you could go check out my newest custom meme in <#483745061712953355> and do that instead

I view women with tats as demons. Demons are great fucks tbh.

its fully custom

You convinced me, shadow.

I will start saving up for a proper waifu.

Because 3d thots.

Or some shit.

I think that was the message. Maybe I saw the wrong one.

you can just have a waifu now tho