https://psmag.com/.amp/environment/do-animals-have-gender-roles

Retardation alert

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Apparently, if I went to college, I'd have to ask out a land whale, because I'm 260 lb.
They suggest that male students should avoid asking out female students at all, particularly when the male is physically larger than the female.

Not to mention six foot one if that's the direction they're going with larger.

Who even is White anymore if this is black? As far as I can tell it's a middle-aged white dude

Pools face

Seriously though, some of my family members look like this and I come from rednecks on that side

I get darker than that after a day in the sun

I get darker than that when I don't get any sun

And I'm classified as white by the locals

your voice

doesn't match

:/

So you're saying if I started talking in a blacker way I could be classified as black?

no i'm saying i've heard you on vc

By that definition, Obama's White

and you don't sound like you're white

or black

fuck you i haven't had coffee yet

I don't sound like I'm white? I have been described is the whitest man anyone has ever heard

what i meant to say

By people in voice chat

is you don't sound like you're as big as you are

How does a big person sound?

hold on

Do I have to sound like fucking Santa Claus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0I6mhZ5wMw

like that

Barry White was 25 years older than me when he died

So he sounds like a pimp

Or a pre pubescent morgan Freeman

wait @Yowilkat are you mixed too?

https://goo.gl/images/zKr3gi

White and Native American on one side, white and Eskimo on the other

that's cool

i'm japanese, native, and white.

I should clarify that I'm not a fat 260. People guessing my weight usually guess far less

T H I C C

and you're native, @massa (mah-sah) is gonna come for dem cheeks