SWEET

I told you you have to come to NJ to meet haircut girl

All I can promise is a haircut you gotta take it from there

ugh

why does everything have to be so tuff

i bet shes ugly as hell

giving up already eh

you dont have the best taste in women

*squint*

lel

how would you even know that

to think i was gonna donate 5$ to you

it was an obvious joke

so was mine

that was @ nanners

i just want the $5

i could purchase new shoe laces with that money

lolol

shoelaces

i need some

mine are broke

the bluetooth chip fell off

like nigga just buy new shoes

🤔

these shoes were very expensive

i just need to replace my bluetooth shoelaces

what are these bluetooth laces

otherwise my mom will think im lying to her about where i am

lololol

muh bluelaces

my mom has a tracker on my sister

on her phone

i thought she was an adult

yeah but my sister is living in DC and my mom is a worrywort

she's barely an adult

hmm thats not too far

is she attracted to failure

actually

fuuuuuck

I just looked up the diversity stats for my college

i once ignored my mom for like two weeks in college and they almost drove down to check up on me in SD