oh lol

yeh they do

what if I wear a condom while doing them from behind?

condoms do not provide total protection against stds

but yea wear condoms for sure fam

no babys

or or and hear me out. you could just get a waifu

what if I'm on PrEP?

and then get a doll based off that waifu

prep? not sure what you mean by that

PrEP protects me from HIV

Pre-exposure prophylaxcis

is that a thing? never heard of it myself

Yeah

A combination of 2 drugs

against HIV

thats cool. but remember im talking about like super gonerreah and the like

which currently has no cure

but I'm HIV-negative still take it not to get HIV from the trannies

oh shit

So that could kill you?

it leads to many complications

wow

Nasty

but at this rate we gotta watch out. what happens when we get super syphillis. which does kill you?

Remember Al Capone had Syphillis and it moved to his brain, he got fucked up

yup. these are sadly things to consider now

Well it's best to get a doll then

they're so fucking expensive tho

Modern females don't even cook lmao

just think of it this way. a doll is like 2k for a good non robot one

don't clean

and if you ask them to then they'll get mad at you and withdraw sex

a women costs like 12k a year just going on a 50 dollar date a week

definitely

That's totally plausible.

its an investment. with a big price tag. but in the long run. its a good one imo. plus you dont have to worry about shotgun weddings, pregnancy, stds, false rape allegations, all the bs

Absolutely. What are shotgun weddings tho? I'm unfamiliar with the term

Marry me or shotgun

basically a shotgun wedding is when your forced to marry cause you got her preggers

also what mufflepuff said. basically that