tranny

ignore sodomite orders

are you drinking lol

yes

What r u drinking?

knew it

if i tell you ill be called a faggot

I still can't decide what kind of liquor to go buy

soco lime

rum and coke is best girl

imo

he's actually drinking bud lite lime-a-rita

Soco and fried chicken are my favorite!

Add some watermelon on the side

Mmmm

mm mmm mmm

No seriously. Whiskey. Gin. Or Rum.

Having trouble deciding

rum and coke

what type of whiskey do you like

Whiskey

Leaning towards brown

Not in a gin mood

I don't mix my drinks

first time i even got drunk was when i drank a bunch of my dads whiskey on new years eve and listened to new order records alone at home

do you have any stories that aren't sad

no

first time i got drunk was when my dad forced me to drink beer when i was 14 and i didn't want to

The first time I got drunk my friends older brother drop kicked me into a snow bank for talking shit

>it tastes *terrible*!
>finish the whole cup, son

did i ever tell the story of me plagiarizing poems off deviant art and telling girls in middle school iwrote them

Haha. I stole some shitty light beer from dad around the same age. Snuck out to the woods. Had one sip and then dumped it out

no, how much 13 year old pussy did you get

0

ha, failure

fug u im saving myself

yeah, for the grave

if only <3

Wtf is a southern yankee

idk

that was fast